0 1 2003 Most Chicks won't eat Veal: Original Pilot
1 1 2003 Pilot
2 1 2003 Big flappy Bastards
3 1 2003 Go east on Sunset until you reach the Gates of Hell
4 1 2003 If I can't write my Chocolate Song I'm going to take a Nap
5 1 2003 The last Thing you want is to wind up with a Hump
6 1 2003 Did you check with the Captain of the flying Monkeys ?
7 1 2003 If they do go either Way, they're usually fake
8 1 2003 Twenty-five little pre-Pubers without a Snoot-ful
9 1 2003 Phase one, complete
10 1 2003 Merry Thanksgiving
11 1 2003 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
12 1 2004 Camel Filters and Pheromones
13 1 2004 Sara like puny Alan
14 1 2004 I can't afford Hyenas
15 1 2004 Round one to the hot crazy Chick
16 1 2004 That was Saliva, Alan
17 1 2004 Ate the Hamburgers, wearing the Hats
18 1 2004 An old Flame with a new Wick
19 1 2004 I remember the Coatroom, I just don't remember you
20 1 2004 Hey, I can pee outside in the Dark
21 1 2004 No sniffing, no wowing
22 1 2004 My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
23 1 2004 Just like Buffalo
24 1 2004 Can you feel my Finger ?
25 2 2004 Back off Mary Poppins
26 2 2004 Enjoy those Garlic Balls
27 2 2004 A Bag full of Jawea
28 2 2004 Go get Mommy's Bra
29 2 2004 Bad News from the Clinic
30 2 2004 The Price of healthy Gums is eternal Vigilance
31 2 2004 A kosher Slaughterhouse out in Fontana
32 2 2004 Frankenstein and the horny Villagers
33 2 2004 Yes, Monsignor
34 2 2004 The Salmon under my Sweater
35 2 2004 Last Chance to see those Tattoos
36 2 2005 A lungful of Alan
37 2 2005 Zejdz z moich Wlosow / Get off my Hair
38 2 2005 Those big pink Things with Coconut
39 2 2005 Smell the Umbrella Stand
40 2 2005 Can you eat human Flesh with wooden Teeth ?
41 2 2005 Woo-hoo, a Hernia-Exam !
42 2 2005 It was Mame, Mom
43 2 2005 A low, gutteral Tongue-flapping Noise
44 2 2005 I always wanted a shaved Monkey
45 2 2005 A sympathetic Crotch to cry on
46 2 2005 That old Hose Bag Is my Mother
47 2 2005 Squab, squab, squab, squab, squab
48 2 2005 Does this smell funny to you ?
49 3 2005 Weekend in Bangkok with two olympic Gymnasts
50 3 2005 Principal Gallagher's lesbian Lover
51 3 2005 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
52 3 2005 Your dismissive Attitude toward Boobs
53 3 2005 We called it Mr. Pinky
54 3 2005 Hi, Mr. horned One
55 3 2005 Sleep tight, Puddin' Pop
56 3 2005 That Voodoo that I do do
57 3 2005 Madame and her special Friend
58 3 2005 Something salted and twisted
59 3 2005 Santa's Village of the Damned
60 3 2006 That special Tug
61 3 2006 Humiliation is a visual Medium
62 3 2006 Love isn't blind, it's Retarded
63 3 2006 My Tongue is Meat
64 3 2006 Ergo, the Booty Call
65 3 2006 The unfortunate little Schnauser
66 3 2006 The Spit-covered Cobbler
67 3 2006 Golly Moses, she's a Muffin
68 3 2006 Always a Bridesmaid, never a Burro
69 3 2006 And the Plot moistens
70 3 2006 Just once with Aunt Sophie
71 3 2006 Arguments for the Quickie
72 3 2006 That Pistol-packin' Hermaphrodite
73 4 2006 Working for Caligula
74 4 2006 Who's Vod Kanockers
75 4 2006 The Sea is a harsh Mistress
76 4 2006 A Pot smoking Monkey
77 4 2006 A live Woman of proven Fertility
78 4 2006 Apologies for the Frivolity
79 4 2006 Repeated Blows to his unformed Head
80 4 2006 Release the Dogs
81 4 2006 Corey's been dead for an Hour
82 4 2006 Kissing Abraham Lincoln
83 4 2006 Walnuts and Demerol
84 4 2007 Castrating Sheep in Montana
85 4 2007 Don't worry, Speed Racer
86 4 2007 That's Summer Sausage, not Salami
87 4 2007 My damn Stalker
88 4 2007 Young People have Phlegm too
89 4 2007 I merely slept with a Commie
90 4 2007 It never rains in Hooterville
91 4 2007 Smooth as a Ken Doll
92 4 2007 Aunt Myra doesn't pee a lot
93 4 2007 Tucked, taped and gorgeous
94 4 2007 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
95 4 2007 Anteaters. They're just crazy-lookin
96 4 2007 Prostitutes and Gelato
97 5 2007 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
98 5 2007 Media Room Slash Dungeon
99 5 2007 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
100 5 2007 City of great Racks
101 5 2007 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
102 5 2007 Help Daddy find his Toenail
103 5 2007 The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
104 5 2007 Is there a Mrs. Waffles ?
105 5 2007 Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
106 5 2007 Kinda like Necrophilia
107 5 2008 Meander to your Dander
108 5 2008 A little clammy and none too fresh
109 5 2008 The Soil is moist
110 5 2008 Winky-Dink Time
111 5 2008 Rough Night in Hump Junction / His ugly Bundle
112 5 2008 Look at me, Mommy, I'm pretty
113 5 2008 Fish in a Drawer
114 5 2008 If my Hole could talk
115 5 2008 Waiting for the right Snapper
116 6 2008 Taterhead is our Love Child
117 6 2008 Pie Hole, Herb
118 6 2008 Damn you, Eggs Benedict
119 6 2008 The Flavin' and the Mavin'
120 6 2008 A Jock Strap in Hell
121 6 2008 It's always Nazi Week
122 6 2008 Best H.O. Money can buy
123 6 2008 Pinocchio's Mouth
124 6 2008 The Mooch at the Boo
125 6 2008 He smelled the Ham, he got excited
126 6 2008 The Devil's Lube
127 6 2009 Thank God for Scoliosis
128 6 2009 I think you offended Don
129 6 2009 David Copperfield slipped me a Roofie
130 6 2009 I'd like to start with the Cat
131 6 2009 She'll still be dead at Halftime
132 6 2009 The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado' ?
133 6 2009 My Son's enormous Head
134 6 2009 The two Finger Rule
135 6 2009 Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
136 6 2009 Above exalted Cyclops
137 6 2009 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
138 6 2009 Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
139 6 2009 Baseball with better Steroids
140 7 2009 818-jklpuzo
141 7 2009 Whipped unto the third Generation
142 7 2009 Mmm, fish. yum.
143 7 2009 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
144 7 2009 For the Sake of the Child
145 7 2009 Give me your Thumb
146 7 2009 Untainted by Filth
147 7 2009 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
148 7 2009 Captain Terry's Spray-on Hair
149 7 2009 That's why they call it Ball Room
150 7 2009 Warning, it's dirty
151 7 2010 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
152 7 2010 Yay, no Polyps !
153 7 2010 Crude and uncalled for
154 7 2010 Aye, aye, Captain
155 7 2010 Tinkle like a Princess
156 7 2010 I found your Moustache
157 7 2010 Ixnay on the Oggie Day
158 7 2010 Keith Moon is vomiting in his Grave
159 7 2010 I called him Magoo
160 7 2010 Gumby with a Pokey
161 7 2010 This is not gonna end well
162 8 2010 Three Girls and a Guy named Bud
163 8 2010 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
164 8 2010 A Pudding-filled Cactus
165 8 2010 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
166 8 2010 The immortal Mr. Billy Joel
167 8 2010 Twanging your magic Clanger
168 8 2010 The crazy Bitch Gazette
169 8 2010 Springtime on a Stick
170 8 2010 A good Time in Central Africa
171 8 2010 Ow, ow, don't stop
172 8 2010 Dead from the Waist down
173 8 2010 Chocolate Diddlers; or: My Puppy's dead
174 8 2011 Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
175 8 2011 Lookin' for japanese Subs
176 8 2011 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
177 8 2011 That darn Priest