0	1	2003		Most Chicks won't eat Veal: Original Pilot
1	1	2003		Pilot
2	1	2003		Big flappy Bastards
3	1	2003		Go east on Sunset until you reach the Gates of Hell
4	1	2003		If I can't write my Chocolate Song I'm going to take a Nap
5	1	2003		The last Thing you want is to wind up with a Hump
6	1	2003		Did you check with the Captain of the flying Monkeys ?
7	1	2003		If they do go either Way, they're usually fake
8	1	2003		Twenty-five little pre-Pubers without a Snoot-ful
9	1	2003		Phase one, complete
10	1	2003		Merry Thanksgiving
11	1	2003		Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
12	1	2004		Camel Filters and Pheromones
13	1	2004		Sara like puny Alan
14	1	2004		I can't afford Hyenas
15	1	2004		Round one to the hot crazy Chick
16	1	2004		That was Saliva, Alan
17	1	2004		Ate the Hamburgers, wearing the Hats
18	1	2004		An old Flame with a new Wick
19	1	2004		I remember the Coatroom, I just don't remember you
20	1	2004		Hey, I can pee outside in the Dark
21	1	2004		No sniffing, no wowing
22	1	2004		My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
23	1	2004		Just like Buffalo
24	1	2004		Can you feel my Finger ?
25	2	2004		Back off Mary Poppins
26	2	2004		Enjoy those Garlic Balls
27	2	2004		A Bag full of Jawea
28	2	2004		Go get Mommy's Bra
29	2	2004		Bad News from the Clinic
30	2	2004		The Price of healthy Gums is eternal Vigilance
31	2	2004		A kosher Slaughterhouse out in Fontana
32	2	2004		Frankenstein and the horny Villagers
33	2	2004		Yes, Monsignor
34	2	2004		The Salmon under my Sweater
35	2	2004		Last Chance to see those Tattoos
36	2	2005		A lungful of Alan
37	2	2005		Zejdz z moich Wlosow / Get off my Hair
38	2	2005		Those big pink Things with Coconut
39	2	2005		Smell the Umbrella Stand
40	2	2005		Can you eat human Flesh with wooden Teeth ?
41	2	2005		Woo-hoo, a Hernia-Exam !
42	2	2005		It was Mame, Mom
43	2	2005		A low, gutteral Tongue-flapping Noise
44	2	2005		I always wanted a shaved Monkey
45	2	2005		A sympathetic Crotch to cry on
46	2	2005		That old Hose Bag Is my Mother
47	2	2005		Squab, squab, squab, squab, squab
48	2	2005		Does this smell funny to you ?
49	3	2005		Weekend in Bangkok with two olympic Gymnasts
50	3	2005		Principal Gallagher's lesbian Lover
51	3	2005		Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
52	3	2005		Your dismissive Attitude toward Boobs
53	3	2005		We called it Mr. Pinky
54	3	2005		Hi, Mr. horned One
55	3	2005		Sleep tight, Puddin' Pop
56	3	2005		That Voodoo that I do do
57	3	2005		Madame and her special Friend
58	3	2005		Something salted and twisted
59	3	2005		Santa's Village of the Damned
60	3	2006		That special Tug
61	3	2006		Humiliation is a visual Medium
62	3	2006		Love isn't blind, it's Retarded
63	3	2006		My Tongue is Meat
64	3	2006		Ergo, the Booty Call
65	3	2006		The unfortunate little Schnauser
66	3	2006		The Spit-covered Cobbler
67	3	2006		Golly Moses, she's a Muffin
68	3	2006		Always a Bridesmaid, never a Burro
69	3	2006		And the Plot moistens
70	3	2006		Just once with Aunt Sophie
71	3	2006		Arguments for the Quickie
72	3	2006		That Pistol-packin' Hermaphrodite
73	4	2006		Working for Caligula
74	4	2006		Who's Vod Kanockers
75	4	2006		The Sea is a harsh Mistress
76	4	2006		A Pot smoking Monkey
77	4	2006		A live Woman of proven Fertility
78	4	2006		Apologies for the Frivolity
79	4	2006		Repeated Blows to his unformed Head
80	4	2006		Release the Dogs
81	4	2006		Corey's been dead for an Hour
82	4	2006		Kissing Abraham Lincoln
83	4	2006		Walnuts and Demerol
84	4	2007		Castrating Sheep in Montana
85	4	2007		Don't worry, Speed Racer
86	4	2007		That's Summer Sausage, not Salami
87	4	2007		My damn Stalker
88	4	2007		Young People have Phlegm too
89	4	2007		I merely slept with a Commie
90	4	2007		It never rains in Hooterville
91	4	2007		Smooth as a Ken Doll
92	4	2007		Aunt Myra doesn't pee a lot
93	4	2007		Tucked, taped and gorgeous
94	4	2007		Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
95	4	2007		Anteaters. They're just crazy-lookin
96	4	2007		Prostitutes and Gelato
97	5	2007		Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
98	5	2007		Media Room Slash Dungeon
99	5	2007		Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
100	5	2007		City of great Racks
101	5	2007		Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
102	5	2007		Help Daddy find his Toenail
103	5	2007		The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
104	5	2007		Is there a Mrs. Waffles ?
105	5	2007		Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
106	5	2007		Kinda like Necrophilia
107	5	2008		Meander to your Dander
108	5	2008		A little clammy and none too fresh
109	5	2008		The Soil is moist
110	5	2008		Winky-Dink Time
111	5	2008		Rough Night in Hump Junction / His ugly Bundle
112	5	2008		Look at me, Mommy, I'm pretty
113	5	2008		Fish in a Drawer
114	5	2008		If my Hole could talk
115	5	2008		Waiting for the right Snapper
116	6	2008		Taterhead is our Love Child
117	6	2008		Pie Hole, Herb
118	6	2008		Damn you, Eggs Benedict
119	6	2008		The Flavin' and the Mavin'
120	6	2008		A Jock Strap in Hell
121	6	2008		It's always Nazi Week
122	6	2008		Best H.O. Money can buy
123	6	2008		Pinocchio's Mouth
124	6	2008		The Mooch at the Boo
125	6	2008		He smelled the Ham, he got excited
126	6	2008		The Devil's Lube
127	6	2009		Thank God for Scoliosis
128	6	2009		I think you offended Don
129	6	2009		David Copperfield slipped me a Roofie
130	6	2009		I'd like to start with the Cat
131	6	2009		She'll still be dead at Halftime
132	6	2009		The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado' ?
133	6	2009		My Son's enormous Head
134	6	2009		The two Finger Rule
135	6	2009		Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
136	6	2009		Above exalted Cyclops
137	6	2009		Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
138	6	2009		Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
139	6	2009		Baseball with better Steroids
140	7	2009		818-jklpuzo
141	7	2009		Whipped unto the third Generation
142	7	2009		Mmm, fish. yum.
143	7	2009		Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
144	7	2009		For the Sake of the Child
145	7	2009		Give me your Thumb
146	7	2009		Untainted by Filth
147	7	2009		Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
148	7	2009		Captain Terry's Spray-on Hair
149	7	2009		That's why they call it Ball Room
150	7	2009		Warning, it's dirty
151	7	2010		Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
152	7	2010		Yay, no Polyps !
153	7	2010		Crude and uncalled for
154	7	2010		Aye, aye, Captain
155	7	2010		Tinkle like a Princess
156	7	2010		I found your Moustache
157	7	2010		Ixnay on the Oggie Day
158	7	2010		Keith Moon is vomiting in his Grave
159	7	2010		I called him Magoo
160	7	2010		Gumby with a Pokey
161	7	2010		This is not gonna end well
162	8	2010		Three Girls and a Guy named Bud
163	8	2010		A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
164	8	2010		A Pudding-filled Cactus
165	8	2010		Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
166	8	2010		The immortal Mr. Billy Joel
167	8	2010		Twanging your magic Clanger
168	8	2010		The crazy Bitch Gazette
169	8	2010		Springtime on a Stick
170	8	2010		A good Time in Central Africa
171	8	2010		Ow, ow, don't stop
172	8	2010		Dead from the Waist down
173	8	2010		Chocolate Diddlers; or: My Puppy's dead
174	8	2011		Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
175	8	2011		Lookin' for japanese Subs
176	8	2011		Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
177	8	2011		That darn Priest
178	9	2011		Nice to meet you, Walden Schmidt
179	9	2011		People who love Peepholes
180	9	2011		Big Girls don't throw Food
181	9	2011		Nine magic Fingers
182	9	2011		A giant Cat holding a Churro
183	9	2011		The Squat and the Hover
184	9	2011		Those fancy japanese Toilets
185	9	2011		Thank you for the Intercourse
186	9	2011		Frodo's Headshots
187	9	2011		A Fishbowl full of Glass Eyes
188	9	2011		What a lovely Landing Strip
189	9	2011		One false Move, Zimbabwe !
190	9	2012		Slowly and in a circular Fashion
191	9	2012		A Possum on Chemo
192	9	2012		The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
193	9	2012		Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
194	9	2012		Not in my Mouth
195	9	2012		The War against Gingivitis
196	9	2012		Palmdale, Ech
197	9	2012		Grandma's Pie
198	9	2012		Mr. Hose says 'Yes'
199	9	2012		Why we gave up Women
200	9	2012		The Straw in my Donut Hole
201	9	2012		Oh look ! Al-Qaeda !
202	10	2012		I changed my Mind about the Milk
203	10	2012		A big Bag of Dog
204	10	2012		Four Balls, two Bats and one Mitt
205	10	2012		You know what the Lollipop is for ?
206	10	2012		That's not what they call it in Amsterdam
207	10	2012		Ferrets, attack!
208	10	2012		Avoid the chinese Mustard
209	10	2012		Something my Gynecologist said
210	10	2012		I scream when I pee
211	10	2012		One Nut Johnson
212	10	2012		Give Santa a Tail-Hole
213	10	2013		Welcome to Alancrest
214	10	2013		Grab a Feather and get in Line
215	10	2013		Run, Steven Staven ! Run !
216	10	2013		Paint it, pierce it or plug it
217	10	2013		Advantage: Fat, flying Baby
218	10	2013		Throgwarten Mddle School Mysteries
219	10	2013		The 9:04 from Pemberton
220	10	2013		Big Episode. Someone stole a Spoon
221	10	2013		Bazinga! that's from a TV Show
222	10	2013		Another Night with Neil Diamond
223	10	2013		My bodacious Vidalia
224	10	2013		Cows, prepare to be tipped
225	11	2013		Nangnangnangnang
226	11	2013		I think I banged Lucille Ball
227	11	2013		This unblessed Biscuit
228	11	2013		Clank, Clank, drunken Skank
229	11	2013		Alan Harper, pleasing Women since 2003
230	11	2013		Justice in Star-spangled Hot Pants
231	11	2013		Some Kind of lesbian Zombie
232	11	2013		Mr. Walden, He die. I clean Room
233	11	2013		Numero uno Accidente Lawyer
234	11	2013		On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer !
235	11	2014		Tazed in the Lady Nuts
236	11	2014		Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
237	11	2014		Bite me, Supreme Court
238	11	2014		Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
239	11	2014		Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
240	11	2014		How to get rid of Alan Harper
241	11	2014		Welcome home, Jake
242	11	2014		West Side Story
243	11	2014		Lan Mao shi zai wuding shang
244	11	2014		Lotta Delis in little Armenia
245	11	2014		Dial 1-900-Mix-a-lot
246	11	2014		Oh, WALD-E, good Times ahead
247	12	2014		The Ol' mexican Spinach
248	12	2014		A Chic Bar in Ibiza
249	12	2014		Glamping in a Yurt
250	12	2014		Thirty-eight, sixty-two, thirty-eight
251	12	2014		Oontz oontz oontz
252	12	2014		Alan shot a little Girl
253	12	2014		Sex with an animated Ed Asner
254	12	2014		Family, Buble, deep-fried Turkey
255	12	2015		Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, Lyndsey
256	12	2015		Here I come, Pants !
257	12	2015		For whom the Booty calls
258	12	2015		A Beer-battered Rip-Off
259	12	2015		Boompa loved his Hookers
260	12	2015		Don't give a Monkey a Gun
261	12	2015		Of Course he's dead, Part 1
262	12	2015		Of Course he's dead, Part 2